OK, I'm back to beat the dead horse:

1)  Uni-Vibe, Uni-Vibe, Uni-Vibe, Uni-Vibe…

2)  Dynamic Distortion 2 w/ Forced Feedback

3)  sitar emulator

I just plopped down good money (that could've gone towards an H9) for a used EH Ravish Sitar which is absolutely freakin' cool.  OK, not the most authentic sitar sounds but damn close and with a lot more trippy sounds yet to discover.  Definitely getting a Norwegian Woody!

C'mon, Big E!  You can do these for the masses and we'll love you for them.