Bummer. 

How about this:

I have an Akai MPD26 (the MIDI controller with 16 touch-sensitive pads, 6 faders, and 6 knobs) – I could probably set that up on a mic/music stand and control everything from there, correct? Just daisy chaining the 2 Strymons and H9 all together? I’m sure I would have to consult all appropriate manuals and whatnot for exact instructions, but this should work, I imagine?

Bottom line is that I’m looking for a way to have a more visual control over my parameters – I know some MIDI foot controllers exist for specific patch changes, but I’m more interested in being able to adjust stuff on the fly with the precision that knobs and faders offer.