Hey Mikey- I am a guitarist and I use the H9 a ton live. Mine diesnt suck at all.. and I don’t want any of the things mentioned in this thread. But it sounds like you are saying that you bought a pedal that you didn’t need.. and it doesn’t do a thing that it was never advertised to do… and now you are sore at Eventide for it? 

That said- what are you trying to do? Tell us, and I bet we can figure out a way for you to do it. Th H9 is awesome and flexible.